- A "good commute" is a day when you don't get hit in the head by a backpack or elbow.
- A "fun treat" is speed walking for 30 minutes to pick up a sub for lunch.
- You're happy when the bus driver has to pull over to report a guy smoking crack to the police, because at least cocaine-guy was in the car next to the bus rather than on the bus.
- Then you're angry, because someone smoking crack clearly has a driver's license and you still don't.
Highpoint? When you realize that despite all this, life could definitely be worse. Besides, Phoebe is clearly happier at home.