This literally happened to me today. The headache which ensued is killing me, but not quite as much as the fact that there were witnesses. So what have I got to lose? Enjoy.
|"How convenient," I think, as I was just about to get my phone. By the way,|
that thing in the middle is my staircase. Just want to clarify for later.
I missed the staircase.
I'm going to go lay down now. Sigh.